Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Welcome to the Fartbox.

I’m hitting the road and I’m gassy so here is my blog. Also, the driver side window in the car I am driving doesn’t go down. Here are some other names that I almost went with:

Route Stinksty Stinks
Smelly Thomas
Carts = Car Farts
I’m on vacation except for my nose
Honk Honk Doo Doo
CaCaCar Trip
Stinky Tom’s Funky Road Journey
Stincoln Continental
Fart Away From Home
Doodoo, where’s my car?
Highway to Smell
Poop Deville

I wrote a lot of these at work and I couldn’t help thinking that if anyone were to look through my moleskin all they would find are my work schedules and my wealth of poop jokes.

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