I’m hitting the road and I’m gassy so here is my blog. Also, the driver side window in the car I am driving doesn’t go down. Here are some other names that I almost went with:
Route Stinksty Stinks
Carts = Car Farts
I’m on vacation except for my nose
Honk Honk Doo Doo
Stinky Tom’s Funky Road Journey
Fart Away From Home
Doodoo, where’s my car?
Highway to Smell
I wrote a lot of these at work and I couldn’t help thinking that if anyone were to look through my moleskin all they would find are my work schedules and my wealth of poop jokes.